Mickey Z
Cool Observer
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Who wants to be an enemy noncombatant?
My reality show idea:
Step 1: Kidnap a handful of middle class and/or affluent Americans, Canadians, Brits, Israelis, and Australians
Step 2: Strip them, tie a burlap bag over their heads, toss them onto a plane, and bring them to an undisclosed location for two weeks of debriefing
Step 3: Call a press conference to announce the discovery that a particular third world country is run by terrorists, possesses WMD, and hates our freedoms
Step 4: Drop our kidnapped contestants into the aforementioned third world country and see how long they can avoid invading coalition soldiers
Only one detail is missing: What should the last surviving contestant win?
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